Movin' To Cali Soon
Thought I'd make a blogpost about it while I was at it.
I'm the one in the family who loves Arlington/ Massachusetts THE MOST. And, I've made all my best friends here.
But well, I bet I'll have a good time in California.
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Right now, in the early morning, I'm at my friend Lyle's house, since the beds have been taken away at my house. I'm havin' a good time here.
Part of my stay here, we watched one of the worst comedy movies ever: DATE MOVIE. It was just a bunch of crappy skits parodying chick flicks. The skits was very excessive too; what I mean by is that, you see, they went on for too long. For instance, what's more funny than a cat pooping on the toilet for 4 hours, a cat licking a dead body for 6 hours; and seeing the exact process of a girl character "getting pimped out?" (seriously, no one needed to see that.) It was so bad, that on RottonTomatoes, it got rated 7%!! Even more surprisingly, Epic Movie got 2%!
What I really wonder is why this Scary Movie buisiness is still here. Really! We've got Scary Movie 1-4, Not Another Teen Movie, Date Movie, and Epic Movie! Not only that, but according to Wikipedia, Date Movie 2 and Scary Movie 5 is coming out in the future! Then there will be a total of 9 Scary Movies!! Ahhhh!
Speaking of sequels, according to Wikipedia, there's gonna be a Shrek 4 and 5! And a Puss in Boots movie! And a Christmas version! Seriously, didn't Shrek die at the adult kids movie Shrek 3*?
Well, anyways, my friends are waiting for me. Cya! :3
-Eben "Singin' & Dancin' Frosté"
* Of course, I mean Shrek the Third, but it's too lame to be called that.
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