The "T.Y.B.G.C.S.D.L.P.H.L.C.B.M."?

Hi.
   When I was at Walgreens yesterday I saw a package of Skittles Bubble Gum. Now, I was starting to get tired of all these product-based products. It made me think of this cereal, General Mill's(tm) Trix Yogert Bubble Gum Cereal Sprots Drink Lip Stick House Loans Car Breath Mints(TM) Coming soon in 99876! "0 stars"-I Love a Breath Mint
   Hmm. If I had more stuff to write here, I would put it here, but for now, I will leave it how it is.
-"Frostey"